Know Thyself through CLASSY ACTS
As I have mentioned previously, 2026 marks the 250th anniversary of the birth of this independent nation of immigrants. The land where democracy flourishes, freedom reigns, and the pursuit of happiness is in full vigor. How better to celebrate the sustaining of those morals and edicts of our founding fathers and all those that perished in the name of this great republic?…..
Why Ultimate Fighting of course.
UFC Freedom 250, as it is coined….ick, will celebrate our country’s heritage, grit, and resilience will conveniently landing on the Pressie’s bday, and nauseatingly happening on the grounds of the White House.
There is already an expensive, secure, and unnecessary ballroom being installed, a restaurant in the rose garden, and now an outdoor auditorium for men to hurt each other with less rules than boxing.
Nothing like commercializing and cheapening our historic governmental landmarks.
What’s next dunk tanks in the Lincoln Reflecting Pool, lighting spliffs off of JFK’s eternal flame at Arlington, monster truck rally’s along the National Mall? The Pressie’s sexist comments stopped Olympians from visiting the White House, but put on your wife beaters and bust out some oppressive flags, cause we have Ultimate Fighters performing! Ugh. When the spectators need to piss will they go in the actual White House or will they just dig a trench around the roses?
Classy
Last Updated on 07/02/2026 by Death of Hypatia Inc.
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